whisker biscuit

Term used to describe the female genitalia after menopause when the juices stop flowing and the fur becomes unmanageable.

Billy said Sally had a nice slice back in the day, but now it is a dried up whisker biscuit.

by Silly Bill February 10, 2010

wicker park

An extreme state of confusion...where you feel like you've been drugged, and it'd make more sense to be talking to a hissing cockroach on the moon than to be in the situation you're currently in.

What the hell is going no, i feel like I'm Wicker Parked!

by Nicky-Ole July 5, 2005

whisker soup

When you are with two girls and you cum in one girls vagina and the other girl slurps it out like soup

Last night Sally drank me and Heathers whisker soup

by Wann200 September 12, 2013

Mega-Wicker-Double-Plus-Delux

An affectionate term for a Catherine Price

Return to sender.

by Tom Bowtell February 28, 2003

Hot dog flavored tally whacker

A dick,penis,cock,wang,thingy,wiener,ect. A nickname for a penis

I wanna fuck your beautiful Hot dog flavored tally whacker

by 1337lordofmaximumpwnage January 18, 2009

Wicker Chick

A girl, so petite, that you could theoretically place her into a wicker basket, put a hole in the middle of the basket, hook it up to a pulley, and bang her.

Dude, have you ever been with a Wicker Chick?" "Hell, yeah. You know when you're underwater, and you can do all sorts of acrobatic shit that shouldn't be possible...it's a lot like that.

by Ya' Drangus April 29, 2011

Weed whacker golf

Game played while drinking using an old-time weed whacker and smashed beer cans. When played after midnight, a neighbors bedroom window must be one of the holes. Other typical holes can be cars and trees.

Let's play some weed whacker golf, Old Lady Peach's house is 18th hole.

by jeffro11 November 1, 2008