angry whopper

grudge fucking a fat girl.

A fat girl at a party cock blocked me because she wanted me. So the next day I gave her an angry whopper in a gas station bathroom and never spoke to her again.

by othello69 April 4, 2010

whipper-snapper

a young child that likes to beat elderly people with sticks

Jimmy!!, Stop hitting your Grandfather with that stick you little "Whipper-Snapper"

by MoonJuicer November 19, 2003

whoppertunity

an opportunity to be that which you are-LOVE

A friend said to me once - I envy the whoppertunities you're about to have. She insisted she'd said 'opportunities' but I heard whoppertunities.

Today's world holds infinite whoppertunities.

by Mary Hayhoe December 10, 2004

wrapper

A technical term used by the toilet paper industry to describe a person who wraps the toilet paper around their hand, and uses the who hand to wipe themselves. This is considered the most dangerous technique, and using anything less than 3-ply could have disastrous results.

"Hey man, how do you wipe your ass?"
"Oh, I'm a wrapper."
"Dude. Gross. I'm never shaking your hand again."

by thecrumpler August 30, 2006

whipper-snapper

someone under 15 years of age who doesn't take life too seriously, wants to have fun, chill out, be a kid - maybe play harmless pranks

Forget being an adult, I want to be a carefree whipper-snapper again.

by a whipper-snapper November 2, 2010

muffin wrapper

pussy glove, female condom, diaphragm

Zaq's bich had to wrap her muffin with a muffin wrapper cuz he ran out of condoms.

by C Momma and Zaq May 24, 2007

flag-wrapper

The general term describes a patriotic person who likes to wrap themselves in their flags claiming that they are super patriots, especially in disputes involving politics and the role of the government

'Tom and Mary were arguing and suddenly Mary got angry. She turned into a flag-wrapper and the discussion ended nowhere. She left in a huff! LOL

by hypocrisykiller September 9, 2009