A way of trolling which was developed on the bodybuilding forums, misc section. The strategy originated in a thread which was created by carboy109. The strategy was developed by Xorsos. The strategy allows an individual to defame a sloot by using nude pictures of another sloot. These sloots typically have a monstrous physique and are known as whales.
Carboy109: "If you see this image while scrolling the first page, you have been visited by the surrogate whale. You MUST post 'Thank you Surrogate Whale' or you will face loss of gains and NEGS for the rest of your life"
Xorsos: Thank you Surrogate Whale
Xorsos: Thank you Surrogate Whale
by carboy109 May 10, 2013
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ie. Pretending to be looking for something different than what you are really looking for
ie. Pretending to be looking for something different than what you are really looking for
Ex: Everything was going great until some ass clown pulled the Josh White on me and now I can't trust my wife.
by Mellon September 25, 2017
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the great blue whale Alhut Aleazim is the one true god of the spectral plane. He says all human lives must be entangled before death so they can become ghosts and join the spectral plane. If not they run the risk of reincarnation or becoming part of the alt-fright and Richard Spector. for more information on how to become entangled check out fright supremacy on youtube.
by Tom pnoid June 10, 2018
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Popularised by Michael Clifford (Guitarist in 5 Seconds Of Summer) in a live stream where his fellow bandmates are telling him to stop swear and Michael then replies with "I do what I want, I'm punk rock"
Popularised by Michael Clifford (Guitarist in 5 Seconds Of Summer) in a live stream where his fellow bandmates are telling him to stop swear and Michael then replies with "I do what I want, I'm punk rock"
Michael: I do what I want, I'm punk rock
Calum: No you're not! Just because you're wearing eyelines doesn't make you punk rock!
Calum: No you're not! Just because you're wearing eyelines doesn't make you punk rock!
by It's a cow luke September 6, 2020
Get the I do what I want, I'm punk rock mug.Idiom meaning "Why are you in a bad mood?", implying discontent with the other person's attitude. As it is a rhetorical question, no response is expected. Often used in situations where the person being asked is angry as the result of an underlying cause and therefore snaps at people who have nothing to do with this cause.
Jordan: "How was your day, Hector?"
Hector: "Go to Hell, moron!"
Jordan: "Who pissed in your cornflakes?"
Hector: "Go to Hell, moron!"
Jordan: "Who pissed in your cornflakes?"
by suburbandefiner May 22, 2014
Get the who pissed in your cornflakes? mug.To change the spelling or pronounciation of your name to sound more anglican.
To purposely choose a name for your kids that can easily be pronounced.
To purposely choose a name for your kids that can easily be pronounced.
Ex.
Friend 1: What are you naming your daughter?
Friend 2: Hoda
Friend 1: WTF, no one can pronounce that. You need to whitize the name.
Friend 2: What you suggest?
Friend 1: Sarah
Friend 1: What are you naming your daughter?
Friend 2: Hoda
Friend 1: WTF, no one can pronounce that. You need to whitize the name.
Friend 2: What you suggest?
Friend 1: Sarah
by CUPE3902 May 13, 2015
Get the whitize mug.A Why-sexual is one who asks too many questions about a potential sexual encounter to make it appealing.
Susie asked Pablo Pescador so many questions about his health and motivation; he decided a Why-sexual was just not worth it!
by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016
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