Drew Watching

A kid/parent-friendly way of saying "Watching Porn". Typically involves masturbation.

Tim: I saw the hottest girl yesterday when I was drew watching.

by supersnoop January 1, 2011

Watch hogger

Someone who holds up traffic to see someone else's misery.

Also known as a rubber necker, gaper, or lookyloo.

Some guy had a flat tire on the shoulder and there were three lanes of watch hoggers causing a mile long traffic jam, so I was late for work.

by TG01 October 16, 2020

Watch This Drive

When, as a punishment, you take a bong, fill it with your alcohol of choice, take a hit of weed, and then drink the liquor.

"We will stop the terrorist killers!"
"Now watch this drive."

*down bong water*

by Ratticus_Finch July 17, 2022

Bird watch

When a gay guy or a group of gays go some where to see guys bulges.( the bulges are the birds) Usually during basketball short season or sweatpants season.

I'm at the gym bird watching.

The daddies are out at the mall so I decided to bird watch.

by The gayyyyyy October 25, 2022

thirst-watching

When you have a crush on an actor(or just like them) and watch literally every series, tv show, and anything the actor has been in.

This weekend I did some severe thirst-watching of Timothee Chalamet.

by fartexploder December 29, 2022

blazen watch

a gorgeous brilliant diamonded out watch with no time cause we on no ones time

wifey: where we goin
veteran: dont matter check yo blazen watch straight blaze there

by BumStatusYo December 17, 2018

watching the weather

code name for checking out girls

i love watching the weather

by dudethatsweird October 24, 2010