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telekinetic velocity

The rate at which one moves objects with one's mind.
example of telekinetic velocity: When typing, your thoughts go to your fingertips, fingertips to keyboard, to send button, the thoughts are converted to electrons, and sent through cyberspace. The objects you moved with your mind were the electrons through cyberspace.

Bill Gates: "My telekinetic velocity is verociously quick, Stan Lee."
by john.f'n.delTrueno March 13, 2011
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Maternal Velocity

n.
The average speed of a baby traveling through the birth canal. Based on the time from the beginning of transitionall delivery to the baby being fully delivered. This comes out to 14 cm/hr on average for a woman with a 7 cm long birth canal.

See also: Mom Speed
Dude, all I heard was my mom screaming and the next thing I knew, I was at maternal velocity.
by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016
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Paternal Velocity

Paternal Velocity

n.
The speed of sperm, semen or ejaculate as it comes out of the phallus or penis. This speed is usually 31 mph on average. Reaching terminal velocity is also known as cumming.

See also: Dad Speed
"Last night I finally reached paternal velocity, now she has a broken jaw."

"Dude I got a ticket last night for reaching Paternal Velocity in a residential"
by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016
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Gay-velength

When two gays have similar thoughts surrounding anything gay-related, make eye contact, and state the same thought. Often followed by "Jinx, you owe me brunch."
"Did you see that hot dad in the basketball shorts walk by?"

"Oh my gawd, I was having the same thought! We must be on the same gay-velength"
by draken4562 September 30, 2017
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Desert Velocity

Desert Velocity is a perfect team who will have ups and downs and at the end we will always stick together๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐ŸฅŽ๐ŸฅŽ They are undefeated and CHAMPIONS!๐Ÿ’—
E1 Prospects - Omg did you see Desert Velocity beat Corona Angels

Xtereme- Really? WOW
by i_love_you_๐Ÿ’— June 15, 2019
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The Velociraped'r

The famed serial rapist who stalks his victims by lurking in the bushes, generating deep, aggressive dinosaur- like vocalizations before leaping out, talons bearing down on them.

His identity is unbeknownst to the masses bc he dresses, unsurprisingly, like a velociraptor.
Damn, man, did you see the latest murder this weekend? No doubt the work of The Velociraped'r!
by Weaselwarrior December 10, 2020
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Duex Veloce

No one actually knows what it means.

Pronounced Doochi Voochi.
Oh no! Duex Veloce has passed me allready...
by Barry B33 B3nson January 2, 2021
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