ValentIDES Day

February 15, or the Ides of February. Best day to celebrate Valentine's Day, where restaurants do not try to gouge you with exorbitant prices.

This year, we are celebrating our love on ValentIDES Day, so that we can save money on our restaurant bill.

by darwinplanet February 6, 2012

Valenfine

The Valentine one settles for when Valentine's day is approaching. Not a particularity enduring or cute person, but someone you will accept out of desperation.

Friend 1- "Josh is so cute! you guys are going to be adorable on Valentine's day"
Friend 2- "Nah, he's just my valenfine"

by Zsophia February 10, 2014

Valentines Day

A holiday created by genius sadists in co-operation with flower, chocolate and wine industries to make single people question their life. This holiday also makes people in relationships feel obligated spend vast amount of money on pointless symbols of love.

Valentines day is a waste of time

by PengTingTrapQueen February 6, 2015

valentwat

When your Valentine be actin' like a twat and not giving you poontang.

"Don't be such a Valentwat this year!"

by Jonmurf September 15, 2016

Valenbro

This is a term used to address your male friend on Valentine's day if you wish to give him something without implying that you have feelings for him.

"Hey, I heard you didn't have a valentine. I don't have one either. Will you be my Valenbro?"

by AlmostInnocent February 8, 2017

vagene pic

When you want open bob but you also want vagene pic.

Hello beautiful. Open bob and send vagene pic.

by bonelesspizza April 18, 2018

valentine’s day

actual definition of shit.

“valentine’s day makes me feel depressed. so basically, my whole day is shitty.”

by daddu February 14, 2018