ultimate-guitar

A website/forum with great guitar tablatures. It has some awesome guitarists that tab songs and even make instructional videos.

Unfortunatley the forum community is mostly made up of dumbass high school freshmen who want to learn to play power chords like their hero, Billy Joe Armstrong. And God forbid when they try to tab something simple like a pop-punk song, they fuck it up somehow.

If you're a good guitarist who doesn't think that My Chemical Romance and Avenged Sevenfold are the pinnacle of musicianship, come check out Ultimate-Guitar.

If you picked up the guitar to try to get pussy, stay the fuck away.

by bryan18 July 28, 2008

ultimate nazi

when you're getting a girl from behind, and you whipe a fecal matter hitler moustache on her upper lip after sticking your finger in said girl's anus. then you pull your penis out and give her a snail trail swastika on her back, while yelling about how jews are abominations of god

it's like a cross between a dirty sanchez and a snail trail

" OMFG d00d, i gave your great grandma an ultimate nazi last night and she cried because it reminded her of when she was little in poland!!! LOLZ"

by zakkcake March 28, 2007

The Ultimate Blumpkin

Recieving a blumpkin(oral sex while on the thrown.)while dropping the duce in a outhouse/port-a-john. The ulitmate blumpkin

"yo man, over the summer got the ultimate blumpkin in a port-a-john at ozzfest!"

by Sean & Jonas November 3, 2006

Ultimate Guitar Forums

Home for Green Day Haters who think that they're so cool and punk if they keep bashing on Green Day

Common Green Day hater on Ultimate Guitar Forums:

GreenDay_Hater

Green Day sucks is all i can say...even Justin Bieber is more punk than them!

Me: Shut up dick head!

by Silence is the enemy December 25, 2010

ultimate bae

One is an Ultimate Bae when they goes above and beyond normal Bae qualifications. Such as but not limited to, getting you breakfast or flowers, or planning a surprise date.

Joey: Wow! Who brought you breakfast today?

James: Jennifer!
Joey: She's bought you breakfast everyday this week!
James: I know, she is ultimate bae!

by Bae, Ultimate Bae May 19, 2014

ultimate player

A Player who's game is so strong that he or she can score sex without having the usual requirements. i e : No money; No home; Small or weird shaped genitals; Being Old

That dude is on that ultimate player shit. He's got hoes for days and no place to stay!

by Ultimate Player October 6, 2015

ultimate

as used in the 60s or 70s to describe something new or exciting when under the influence of illegal drugs

"dude your name is jimmy....thats fucking ultimate dude the vibes are goood man vibess"

by muddaa December 9, 2008