face tweeting

When one uses facebook as a twitter like apparatus to express random shit.

Face tweeter: "I just ate some soup lol"

Guy: "Couldn't you have just used your twitter account for that?"

Face tweeter: "Oh, sorry. I must have been face tweeting again."

by The Mighty Gallahad July 26, 2010

Dirty tweet thief

Some one who steals awesome tweet from their friends

Lucy openshaw is a dirty tweet thief

by djb1905 April 1, 2020

tweet high

The moment you start tweeting and can't stop

When someone is on twitter whether on a phone, computer, etc. and they write a tweet then another and soon they are addicted and keep tweeting. That is, until their high wears off.

suzy: "OMG I am blowing Twitter up right now Because I am on a Tweet High! This could go on all night."

by Waldo The Giant February 9, 2014

Tweeting

The act of painting ur dick red like a worm, then shoving ur junk completely inside of birds nest full of baby birds, resulting in six little blow jobs

Logan scurried up the tree to go tweeting after a long day of school.

by wyattthepro April 8, 2024

crafting a tweet

making a twitter tweet.

Garrett: Cool..

Shane: I'M CRAFTING A TWEET!
Morgan: I'm crafting a dick.

by mortwister March 16, 2018

Tweet

A tweet is someone who Likes telling people things who they should know

Snitch

That nigga coop a tweet he got his whole gang caught up

by Snitchk August 19, 2019

tweet spasm

to tweet within the same minute multiple times.

"i'm going to have a tweet spasm"

my twitter: @snazzyburst

by snazzeh November 6, 2010