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Touch of a Rapist

This phrase is only really used in the world of Football/Soccer and FIFA. The phrase itself is used to describe a good piece of ball skill after having received a pass.
I passed the ball to Messi and he brought it down with a Touch of a Rapist.

Ronaldo has the Touch of a Rapist
by Richaj January 27, 2013
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Touch boobs november

Something guys want to touch and girls want to avoid but from first to last day of november girls can't slap boys when the touch girls boobs.
by Slapper69 November 3, 2020
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touch the mustard

-General whorish behaviour

This behaviour leaves the same, difficult to remove stains that coming into contact with mustard can have.

Not to be confused with cut the cheese, which is much more innocent.
1. Concerned friend: "I really wish that you wouldn't touch the mustard so often"
Whore: "It pays the bills"

2. Guy: "Damn, I can't get these mustard stains out"
by this name isn't actually real December 19, 2010
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touch your lunch

1. when a doctor performs a prostate cancer test on a man.

2. to penetrate the anus deeply.
1. You got a prostate exam at 39 because the doctor couldn't wait a year to touch your lunch.
2. I was banging her so hard from behind that I was touching her lunch!
by abner macgillicudy July 23, 2011
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Touch my plum

Caressing the lower back/upper butt where the crack begins.
His hand slid down my back and I felt him touch my plum.
by HisAlienGirl January 26, 2016
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Touch of the tiz

Touch of the Tiz (n.) a term used to describe minor autistic or Asperger's tendencies in an otherwise normal person; very mild autism.
Person A: "No matter what we're talking about this guy always steers the conversation back to tube amps!"

Person B: "Yeah, he does get extremely fixated on whatever he's into. I think he's got a touch of the tiz.
by EdgarBraintree May 8, 2016
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touch muffin

When you finger your lady friend and use the excess spit, cum, vagina juices to make a creamy muffin.
Tina: Bill gave me a touch muffin last night!
Atira: No way I wish I could get a man like that to give me a touch muffin!
Tina: Stfu Atira you ugly slut.
by dickscrambler October 6, 2016
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