topes

Darlo street slang - short for totes inappropes which is of course short for "totally inappropriate".

As in "The party was topes because people stripped their clothes off at the door."

by Cozza999 June 22, 2009

pidgeon toed

someone that walks as if their big toes have been tied together by a slightly tight rope

look at that loser walk pidgeon toed lets throw eggs at him

by spencerrr September 30, 2006

Topeka

A city of around 120,000 people and also the capital of Kansas. It is the hometown of the progressive/arena rock band of Kansas. It's tallest building is the capitol building itself, at 93 meters, followed by the Bank of America building at 16 floors/stories. It is a city of more conservative and laid-back people with stronger morals than most large cities in the Northeast.

Topeka is the capital of Kansas.

by Radical Republican. November 18, 2004

Toledo Toboggan

A group of close friends partakes in a special 4-way. This maneuver is optimal in a locker room on a bench. The young lass should also have large breasts. The woman lays on the bench with her head tilted back over the edge, she is then fucked by one of the men while another takes a sweet sweet blowjob. The third man will then proceed to drive his wagon train through the woman's mountain pass (fuck her tits). When the time all three men create a snow storm on her face.

Me and my two friends totally gave Ethel the old Toledo Toboggan last night.

by Constable and the Mosquito May 5, 2009

Toledo Tuxedo

Combination Cincinnati Bow Tie, Cleveland Steamer, and Columbus Cumberbund aka having sex with a stoma hole, shitting on someones chest, and sex with colostomy bag hole.

The chick I picked up last night was into some kinky stuff...she begged for a Toledo Tuxedo, but I was constipated.

by Uncle Slippyfist October 21, 2010

Toledo, Ohio

A city in the northwestern portion of Ohio, a few miles from the southern border of Michigan, so it has the filth of Detroit, and the white trash of the rest of Ohio. The Point is one of the few nice neighborhoods in Toledo, and is just off the Ottowa River. The only problem is that you're not supposed to swim in the river, because it's toxic. Toledo is a city that never really grows. Neighborhoods rot and decay away, just to be built over so they can be unkept and rot again, costing the city (which is already in considerable debt) millions of dollars each year. Regrettably, with the exception of Cleveland (please don't laugh too hard) and Colombus, Toledo is one of the nicer cities in Ohio, except for the Neo-Naziis and race riots.

I want to move to a city on the southern coast of Lake Erie... like mabye Detroit or Cleveland. Then again, I'm a white supremacist... so I guess I'll head for Toledo, Ohio.

by xTrippleZero May 4, 2006

torpedo

Verb: when a woman KNOWINGLY rubs her breast(s)against a male "accidentally" for effect. A form of flirtation or teasing that can be explained away as a mistake if needed. Often done "innocently" on dates when you like him.

"If you Torpedo Derek there's no way he'll be able to ignore you any longer."

by Humble1 April 5, 2009