toobin'

Masturbating in front of a computer while the camera is active, either purposefully or accidentally, because let's face it, it's not like you'll get any sympathy if you say it was accidental.

I got caught toobin' on a company Zoom call and I don't know what's worse, the humiliation I feel right now or the humiliation I'll feel on every job interview for the rest of my life.

by fakesecretdonkey October 19, 2020

toobin

When you "whip it out" on a video conference or chat.

The Zoom meeting ended abruptly after Jeffrey, who thought he had shut off his camera, was caught toobin by his colleagues

by mulligan92 October 19, 2020

toobin

To masturbate or play with ones penis

Jeffery Toobin "forgot" his web cam was on and was caught toobin in front of his colleagues during a Zoom call

by coolman222 October 19, 2020

Toobin

incessantly masturbating during a work at home Zoom call.

Yo, did anybody notice J was Toobin during this mornings video meeting?

by Mark Buffalo October 19, 2020

Toob’n

The act of master-bating during a video conference with your co-workers.

I thought the video conference was over so I just started loob’n and toob’n. My bad! 🤗

by Offensive Nibbling October 19, 2020

toobin

Masturbating, especially while on live Zoom video.

Jeffery got fired for toobin.

by GotMyPickAxeAndShovel October 19, 2020

Toob’n

The act of masterbating on a video conference with your co-workers.

I thought the video conference had ended so I just started loob’n and toob’n.

Or

Hey Bob, can you please stop toob’n for a minute and show us this quarter’s financials.

by Offensive Nibbling October 19, 2020