Definitions by GotMyPickAxeAndShovel

toobin 

The act of masturbation, especially in live streaming video such as during a Zoom meeting.

Jeffery got caught toobin.

toobin by GotMyPickAxeAndShovel October 19, 2020

toobin 

Masturbating, especially while on live Zoom video.

Jeffery got fired for toobin.

toobin by GotMyPickAxeAndShovel October 19, 2020

salt mining 

Salt Mining: Trolling comments placed into Left leaning comment threads for the purpose of collecting those sweet sweet Liberal tears.

The user commented that "Mitch McConnell is going salt mining" when he saw what Mitch posted to Twitter.

salt mining by GotMyPickAxeAndShovel July 4, 2019