A person that is used for a semen depository or disposal receptacle in one or every orifice by one or multiple partners.
by El Heffy March 20, 2010
The act of clogging not only your toilet but toilets within a 5 mile radius.
What happens after you watch Twillight and get violent diarrhea.
What happens after you watch Twillight and get violent diarrhea.
by Reaper118us March 19, 2010
A spontaneous "Handjob" service produced by one male to another usually on the mutual grounds that both parties are straight and in need of relief
Hillbilly Job: "Yeah man, I'm telling yah, back in my day we would just get a quick toilet greaser after lunch and call it a day"
Jax: "you right"
Jax: "you right"
by Pussy mags July 21, 2016
An incredibly nasty shit that splatters all over in the toilet and stays there even after flushing
Also see TOILET TATTOO
Also see TOILET TATTOO
by Don Juan The Flame September 09, 2009
One who TERMINATES a Toilet, Loo, WC, Rest room, Lavatory, Commode, Latrine, Powder room (for the Elegant Ladies).
Toilet Terminator is someone that uses a toilet in such a way that for the next 2 days, anyone attempting to use the toilet will either be suffering from a serious cold or would need a GAS MASK!!!
by afro.king (MK) December 10, 2010
Any horrible instance where you have to choose between sitting on the toilet to urinate and/or defecate or vomiting.
by masonthekiller April 17, 2011
Protection against splashback via loading the toilet bowl with large amounts of toilet paper, creating a cushion-like padding in which poo may be gently dumped.
"Man, I used so much fucking Toilet Padding it almost clogged the pipes! Fucking half the whole roll man! If I hadn't, that shit man, it would have soaked my ass like a depth charge had gone off."
by Arkhangelsk July 18, 2009