Timeshare Cat

A cat who’s time you share with your friends. When you only get to keep a cat for x amount of time until their owner comes and takes them back. Most common at universities where a cat gets passed around

Is that your cat?

Nah it’s a timeshare cat, the real owner is out of town

by Bostonrox1992 May 9, 2023

floor times

When one gets so drunk that he/she deliberately or accidently ends up on the floor.

LET'S RAGEFACE THIS WEEKEND. IT'LL BE FLOOR TIMES ALL THE TIME.

by floortimes207 January 12, 2011

Baker Times

The period of time spent typically getting high, drunk and having frequent sex.

Mate, we spent the whole holiday having Baker Times

by RadleyLad October 28, 2011

3 times 8 equals 18

quick mafs, just like 2+2= 4-1 =3
A phrase which represents NICK FUNG as he calculated this answer

Hey there, 3 times 8 equals 18!
3 times 8 equals 18: HMU at LSC

by DNLM June 4, 2018

Good Times Peep

People who are only in your life when things are going well for you and you have that good time to share with them. They leach off your success and good time moments. Otherwise they are not around, selfishly sucking off some other unsuspecting person having a bit of good fortune or success.

If I get the boat up and running by myself, I can expect my son to show up to go fishing on it. But help me get it ready? No, sadly he is strictly a Good Times Peep , not a true friend.

Can Austin put the work into getting to know me for a few weeks without interference, with say a retreat? No, he never gave that opportunity, because he is a Good Times Peep and getting to know someone he should on a deep level like that is a waste of his time.

by Have a Snickers August 28, 2018

Before Times

The time preceding a major shitty phase in ones life. You don’t think much of it in the moment, but once you’re past it and you’ve entered the bad phase of life, the before times come back to haunt you, angry that you weren’t grateful for them. You get this intense feeling of despair, you’d do ANYTHING to go back to the before times. But that’s the thing, once they’re gone, you can only move forward.

The whole world in 2020 now remembers 2019 as the Before Times.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 21, 2020

In times like these

A term used by commercials made during the COVID19 pandemic. It’s meant to make the company sound like they’ll support you during this pandemic but in reality they just want money

“In times like these everyone needs to stick together. Thats why you should buy a car.”
“Oh my god shut the fuck up about your fucking car Gerald.”

by Auntie Cleo February 23, 2021