Thomas

An extremely (like very) large man. If he was a fast food meal he would be supersized.

Dae’quavien: Ayo homie how did Tyrone die.

La’davien: Yuh homie Thomas sat on that nigga.

by Coolrobloxplayer69 January 2, 2019

Thomas

A very smart and attractive boy. Never has to study, yet somehow still gets A's on everything. Usually thinks he'll be a bachelor forever, then sees a girl that he falls in love with.

Also, likes Titanfall 2.

Friend - "Dang, Thomas, I thought you said you'd never fall in love."
Thomas - "I know, but I was wrong." (says "wrong" too loudly)
Everyone in room: "WHAT? Thomas was wrong?"

Thomas didn't study, but he got ANOTHER A!

by Ninja_Emboar May 25, 2017

Thomas

An ugly person who sucks dick on a regularly basis always gets no chicks at all , all in all just a gay fag

Hey gay fag Thomas: That’s me

by Thomashasasmalldick May 20, 2020

Thomas

To be a lazy fuck (commonly associated with falling asleep in class, shrugging more in a conversation than actually using words,

1. "I fell asleep in class today. Blamed it on the teacher." *shrugs* "Whatever."

"So basically you thomased?"

"Yeah."

2. "It's a miracle I only thomased my entire life but I still managed to work in McDonalds."

by yourfellowwombat December 26, 2014

Thomas

Guy who is lazier than anyone else. Is the fattest person alive and commonly identifies as Snorlax

1:Dude. That's an awesome Snorlax you have
2: I know. He's a real Thomas

by tjc9 October 23, 2016

Thomas

A teenage white kid that has an abnormally small penis ranging from 1 inch to 1.1 inch, he also tends to try to finger females in the school stairwell.

What should we call our new baby boy honey?
Well let's see..oo I know Thomas
Why that name sweety?
Because look at his small dick and he is very pale, and he will stay this way.

by Crucis November 15, 2016

thomas

Thomas is the best name in the world

yo , Thomas whats up

by tjf bro February 11, 2020