Thunder Thighs

Veins going down the leg that look like thunder bolts.

Damn that bitch has thunder thighs, RUN FOR THE HILLS!

by FlySqueaksFly March 10, 2011

baby thigh

A long and girthy penis. Like a baby arm in length, but also extremely thick.

Pericles: So I heard you got his big donny last night. I told you it was a baby arm!

Carin: You weren't kidding that his cock is huge! You should know, though, that it is really a baby thigh. I think I might be permanently stretched out and need a daddy stitch. AND I had to stretch my mouth so wide to give him a bj that my jaw now pops.

by KarBare March 12, 2010

fire thigh

when your sleeping partner farts on your thigh

man, i took this chick out for mexican food last night. she likes to spoon, so i got mean fire thigh

by edharley September 10, 2011

Thigh Cheese

When you sit down and your thighs expand three times their original size tricking everyone into thinking you have a totally unproportioned body.

“Man I just sat down and realized how much thigh cheese I have”

by Hm ok October 12, 2017

Thigh five

The urge to put your hand between an attractive woman’s legs (thighs) and move it back and forth in a “slapping” motion.

Look at that girl over there; boy, I sure would like to give her a thigh five.

by Granfunk July 20, 2020

milk thigh

When a womens thigh is extremly thick so thick that it out weighs her butt to the point where her thigh is to thick for her body.

The girl that gave me a lap dance had some milk thigh.

by fobazze December 28, 2008

crap on thighs

used instead of 'shit' or 'fuck'...think about it...crap on your thighs must feel terrible...you'd get chaffed and everything

(i just missed a pool shot) "CRAP ON THIGHS!" Then keep on drinking.

by carl berg March 30, 2003