Cheeto Blasting

The act of violently waking one from their sleep (typically after a night of heavy drinking) by screaming and throwing Cheetos in the sleeper's face, leaving the victim in a confused Cheeto-residue-covered state.

"We were so drunk last night, we started cheeto blasting people who were passed out in their tents"

"Did you see Chris?"
"No, what happened?"
"He was Cheeto blasted after he passed out at the party last night"

"To make my hangover worse, I was woke by a Cheeto blast"

by WefestRager October 30, 2011

Winky Blast

When you bust a nut for the first time!

General term for busting a nut

Bro, my winky got BLASTED last night.

Oliver’s New Motto:
“Skate fast, smoke grass, eat ass, winky blast”

by Tinkiwinkyblaster69 February 28, 2020

Ammonia Blast

1. Fast stream of urine.

2. Wild stream of piss.

3.The act of pissing on someone for humor or discipline.

" 'My bitch is out of line!'

'Dude, give her the Ammonia Blast'"

by sexualbiscut June 5, 2011

Blast Shat

To ferociously shoot diarrhea or shit from the anal part of your body and die.

"An old lady was driving and blast shat herself and died"

by Waisian March 30, 2017

blast a cig

Smoking a cigarette very fucking quickly. Usually on a break at work or between smoking bowls/blunts.

You: Blast a cig?
Me: Bet.

20 secs later...

You: Slow down! That cherry looks like a light saber!!
Me: Well shit, you're just now lighting up?

by SmopeDoker October 30, 2011

BLAST WIN

To do or achieve something very difficult, unexpected.

Michee: Hey, did you FC my mom...?
Raay: OH MY GOD FC ...BLAST WIN!

by CuttingHeadz. January 13, 2010

Land blasted

To get smashed in the ass

Hey Dustin did you hear. Trista got land blasted by Pete last night

by Hahhsuen January 19, 2018