A penis which is short,round and wide. Not a desirable thing, can be a result of a high-impact accident in the genetal area.
I wipped out my Bagel dong on her back last night, she was so dissapointed, girls just don't appreciate variety anymore.
by jewishdave February 22, 2011
Get the Bagel Dongmug. by Jayla the dong sower January 23, 2020
Get the dong sowmug. A dong off is a challenge between two or more men slapping each other in the face with their penises.
by TheDawgMann February 4, 2017
Get the dong offmug. When a meteorologist inadvertently captures and shares a radar images of storm development that resembles a brightly-hued phallus. Dirty-minded viewers quickly take screen caps or phone pictures featuring the meterologist and his/her dong and shares them. They very often go viral. Weather dongs are common when reporting weather developments along Tornado Alley (Florida and south-central U.S.).
That's a hella severe weather dong. Meteorologist Mike Morgan says it's coming in about three hours. Gonna be a bumpy ride.
by Chilly Durden June 2, 2017
Get the weather dongmug. Literally, "man penis". If someone is a lover of Mun Dong, he loves man penis or specifically "ladyboys". It is only applied to men who like ladyboys, and is not used to reference women who like penises.
by Darren Shoemaker James Bennett March 3, 2019
Get the mun dongmug. Heard at the water cooler....why is Katie walking so bowl legged today? .....I bet she got deep donged last nite!!
by P bear delite January 9, 2017
Get the deep dongedmug. Boy1: Go press that doorbell with your Raging Dong.
Boy2: With pleasure my friend, but will it not give out a boisterous clamour with the sound from the raging dong?
Boy2: With pleasure my friend, but will it not give out a boisterous clamour with the sound from the raging dong?
by EnglishBanter July 15, 2011
Get the Raging Dongmug.