Maths Teachers

A collective name for a group of people who can't teach shit. Our recent studies have found that 46.3% of people taught by maths teachers are dumb shits.

Kid 1: aren't maths teachers such dumb shits. They can't teach for their lives!

Kid 2: i know right! I don't know anything 'cause this teacher is so shit. What is 2+2? How would I know!

by US Scientist Institution February 14, 2019

Strict Teacher

They are very serious in their in class the rules have to be obeyed and extending yelling and if you have a strict Teacher as long you follow the rules you will be fine and trust they are hard to get along with and types of worst teachers

I had a Strict Teacher in PE always yelling at me and the other kids

by Bikerninja1997 July 22, 2018

horrible teacher

someone who cant tell their students about a large assignment thats due soon.

god damn banda!What kind of science projects do you expect from kids who had a week to complete them?

by you fucker January 5, 2003

Teacher memes

dumb memes that dont cure depression, ussually involves lines from old movies and is usually related to the subject your being forced to learn

teacher: im going to show you guys a very funny meme
person named mike: oh boy its gonna be bad
teacher: shows teacher memes
person named mike: i wanna move out of this class now

by it cant be October 7, 2020

Teacher’s Pet

a person who is the teacher’s favorite

Kristine Nguyen is such a teacher’s pet.

by teateateatea November 13, 2018

Teacher's pet

That annoying little shit in your class who tattles on you for the dumbest shit. They act super nice toward teachers while acting like complete dicks toward the other students. Teacher's pets are often hated by their classmates for being annoying as fuck and for acting superior to other students when in reality they're the ones kissing the teacher's asses.

Me: fuck (says it quietly)
teacher's pet: mr. bates he said the f word
mr. bates (to Me): That's detention for you trouble maker. You know only adults are allowed to use that word
Me: (flips off teacher's pet while walking out)

by Dubiks January 29, 2019

school teacher

One who has a calling to work at a school teaching kids when they know full well it's a thankless, time-consuming, low-paying job, but they do it anyway because the pull is so strong they must teach.
One who teaches so as to get summers off.

Friend with a corporate job: Why on earth would you be a school teacher when you could make so much more working at your brother's law firm?
Me: I have to, it's my calling. At least being a school teacher gives me summers off!

by I'm Not LIke You Guys February 28, 2018