She’s a girl who give you advice but doesn’t apply it to herself. She is major thicc but is short, blonde, smart but not too smart. She’s one of the dumbest yet smartest people around. She has the confidence the size of a whale, and dislikes insecure girls who say that they are fat when they are 110 pounds. Go find a Tanis, she’ll love you to pieces. Just don’t give her crap or she’ll find a way to destroy you with her cute shortness. She’ll let you do anything other and when I say anything, I mean anything, and she’s super gullible. Tanis’ll give you a good prep talk to just listen.
Girl next to Tanis: Man, I’m so ugly.
Tanis: bitch shit up you’re fine. You could have a third arm but you don’t do stop ur whining.
Girl next to Tanis: .... ok
Tanis: bitch shit up you’re fine. You could have a third arm but you don’t do stop ur whining.
Girl next to Tanis: .... ok
by Akween May 4, 2019
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Dan: Why does it feel like I’m not actually drinking this tea?
Mark: We must be drinking teanisopia! But we’re gonna die of dehydration!
Dan: AHHSIDNEIWJAJJ
Mark: We must be drinking teanisopia! But we’re gonna die of dehydration!
Dan: AHHSIDNEIWJAJJ
by Booty_Flakes September 8, 2019
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by Dvbdkzhrr September 14, 2019
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by Dvbdkzhrr December 7, 2019
Get the Tanis mug.Tenesa is sweet, gentle and tender. But don't mess with her loved ones because she's protective as hell.
"I think that guy cheated on your best friend, Tenesa!"
"Aww thank you for telling me you're so sweet, NOW I'M GONNA KICK SOME ASS!"
"Aww thank you for telling me you're so sweet, NOW I'M GONNA KICK SOME ASS!"
by jagäskarost December 16, 2019
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