Short for temperature check. When somebody who has no intention of following up with a conversation sends a short message, to see if you will reply. Usually used by exes.
Dude, Jenny just sent me a text with just “hi” written.
Man don’t reply, it’s probably just a temp check
Man don’t reply, it’s probably just a temp check
by Crakodi June 3, 2018
Get the temp check mug.A phrase used to describe a girl wearing an insanely short skirt or dress. It is usually a yellow piece of clothing. The girl in question can be, but does not have to be, a slore.
Lauren: Oh my god! Did you see that yellow skirt Briana was wearing today?
Claire: I know! I could totally see her tampon string!
Lauren: This is absurd!
Claire: I know! I could totally see her tampon string!
Lauren: This is absurd!
by bonelookingforahome February 21, 2011
Get the Tampon String mug.1. The furthest crevice of a woman's vagina. This is where tampons are sent accidentally and are stranded for eternity. Can be caused by having intercourse, or getting fingered or fistblasted when a tampon is in place.
2. The original inspiration for the song Baba O'Reilly by The Who, that refers to a "Teenage Wasteland". They changed the name of the song to make it appeal more to the masses.
2. The original inspiration for the song Baba O'Reilly by The Who, that refers to a "Teenage Wasteland". They changed the name of the song to make it appeal more to the masses.
Doctor: Hi, what brings you in today?
Patient: Well doctor, I forgot I had a tampon in and my boyfriend stuck his fist in my pussy. I was hoping you could help give my tampon wasteland a thorough cleaning.
Doctor: Oh, wow, I think I can help, but this may take a while. Assistant, please pass me a tire jack, 2 chopsticks and a high-powered dustbuster.
Patient: Well doctor, I forgot I had a tampon in and my boyfriend stuck his fist in my pussy. I was hoping you could help give my tampon wasteland a thorough cleaning.
Doctor: Oh, wow, I think I can help, but this may take a while. Assistant, please pass me a tire jack, 2 chopsticks and a high-powered dustbuster.
by wordman55 August 27, 2012
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Would you like to get high?
"Shall we teapot?"
Would you like to get high?
"More tea vicar?" (hold up teapot)
Would you like to get high?
Would you like to get high?
"Shall we teapot?"
Would you like to get high?
"More tea vicar?" (hold up teapot)
Would you like to get high?
by Trashrock July 24, 2012
Get the Teapotting mug.When a girl wears a tight pair of pants, leggings, or sweatpants and the tampon sticks out and looks like a little boner.
Yo, guy, lets go Nigga Gippin this way! No way, man! There is a chick with a Tampon Boner over there.
by R-e Miller June 8, 2015
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by 9639579437 March 13, 2019
Get the Tampon mug.Girl: OMG! OMG! Why did you buy a diet coke?!?! I want a diet Pepsi! (slaps drink out of boyfriends hand)
I can't believe your such a screw up! It seems like I am doing all the work here.... Now I have to die of thirst like those African Mexican people!
(Silence with crickets chirping...)
Boy: You need to change your fucking tampon... for real...
I can't believe your such a screw up! It seems like I am doing all the work here.... Now I have to die of thirst like those African Mexican people!
(Silence with crickets chirping...)
Boy: You need to change your fucking tampon... for real...
by NidgeDFX January 14, 2015
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