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telephone soup

When someone goes on and on on the phone talking crap or gibberish or something that does your head in
blah blah blah 5 mins later blah blah 1/2 hr later still blah blah blah and then you say "enough of your telephone soup I really got to go"
by hammerex July 15, 2010
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Telemediation

Visiting other places virtually via mobile telepresence
A telemediation allows a person to visit an event thousands of miles away and direct another person who carries a camera.
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by DanielHowardTelemediation December 14, 2010
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televeganist

A person who preaches their vegan views to all around him or her and condemns others eating habits.
He's always posting pictures of animal slaughter houses and telling me about how I should be vegan. He's such a televeganist.
by not a republican September 19, 2012
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telecommoding

An office bathroom strategy where a person commutes to a bathroom on another floor or building to dispense of solid waste with the desire of not being recognized by co-workers if the session become foul and disgusting. Some who work in a place with limited bathroom choices may elect to drive home to use the bathroom. See shitbreak.
“I just stopped by your desk and didn’t see you there.” “Sorry sir. I just returned from telecommoding at accounting. I didn’t want to be seen removing the glaze from the toilets on our floor.”
by Clint Fu January 12, 2015
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Telepotting

While driving and smoking a fat one, you arrive at your destination with no recollection of how you got there
"Man, I was telepotting last night when i got 5 hours from the house and wondered how the hell i got there"..."i must have telepotted"
by Yank Tuggah June 8, 2015
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televangelism

Some "Christian pastors" use televangelism as a quirk way to get money very fast by asking for donations.
by Master-Com 2 January 11, 2016
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teleophobia

1. The fear of making definite plans;fear of things ending. 2. The fear of religious ceremonies.
1. He hates finishing projects because he has teleophobia.

2. Most religious ceremonies scare people who have teleophobia because they feel forced to participate or sit through it until the end.
by just gotta know July 23, 2016
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