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Technard

Someone that is a "Technical Retard" when it comes to operating digital technology.
Someone who is a Technard struggles or can't operate digital devices. eg A computer including internet, mobile phone, CD player, VCR player, DVD player, iphone, itouch, ipad, photocopier, scanner or microwave to name a few digital devices.
by Matthew David Morrison May 23, 2010
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Technecsity

My cell phone is a Technecsity for contacting my friends.

Tech-ness-ity
by Skyler Schmitt October 15, 2007
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Technilogically Retarded

The state of being completely ignorant of modern technology. Often used to describe someone who gets angry/frustrated while trying to turn on a computer or figure out how to use they're kid's ipod.
Person A: Ok, now go into the email, right-click on the picture and hit save as.

Person B: How do I do that?

Person A: Wow, you really are technilogically retarded, aren't you.
by dreadpiratejack May 18, 2011
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Technical Knock

The art of fixing something which is broken/not working by hitting it with a hammer.
That valve is sticking, better give it a Technical Knock.
by RaceTheSun September 20, 2013
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technical metal

A sub genre of metal combining technical and complex guitar and drum patterns often associated with polyrhythms, djent and odd time signatures, with distorted rhythms. Some good examples of technical metal bands are "The Dillinger Escape Plan" and "Polyphia."

Another name for Technical Metal is Progressive Metal.
Person 1: Hey dude! Check out this new band! They are so technical.

Person 2: Nice dude! I love Technical Metal!

Person 1: I love the polyrhythm riff technicalities of the guitar riffs and drum patterns!
by lakebehemoth February 15, 2014
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Techgasm

I had to change my pants after the new I phone came out because I had a massive techgasm.
by TheSupremeLeader December 3, 2016
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Technically a bachelor day

Where people who are single, but nobody in their right mind would ever go out with them. Always on Febuary 12, the day before bachelors day.
I am going to get wasted and die inside on technically a bachelor day
by Literallydeadinside February 11, 2019
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