Tweeting

The act of painting ur dick red like a worm, then shoving ur junk completely inside of birds nest full of baby birds, resulting in six little blow jobs

Logan scurried up the tree to go tweeting after a long day of school.

by wyattthepro April 8, 2024

Tweeting Tragedy

An instance in which an individual who tweets on a regular basis thinks of an inspiring and authentic tweet; however in the process of going to tweet this inspiring thought, the individual forgets what he/she was going to tweet

Today, I logged onto Twitter then had a tweeting tragedy.
He thought of something incredible to tweet, then had a tweeting tragedy.
I saw someone else's tweet then had a tweeting tragedy.

by DanDoellion August 17, 2011

Tweet

A form of torture

He tied him to a chair, put his feet in water, and tweeted him.

by BobbyLupoWasFramed May 24, 2025

Conan Tweets

The act of tweeting indiscriminately and “not giving a shit.”

Damn man, your Conan tweets are depressing as shit, are you okay?

by I look like shalissa September 23, 2018

dedication tweet

a dedication tweet is an expression of Jah’s Love for her mutuals

you: “hello ily, may i have one dedication tweet please”
Jah: “on it.”

by sheiownshrowmwhe ww May 5, 2024

tiks and the tweets

Another word my dad made that means “social media”

“Hey, did you hear about the bacon incident?”
“No”
“You should check your Tiks and the tweets”

by Sushipusheen24 June 20, 2021

tweet spasm

to tweet within the same minute multiple times.

"i'm going to have a tweet spasm"

my twitter: @snazzyburst

by snazzeh November 6, 2010