Tweeted

Being drunk or buzzed.

Fuck man, I'm tweeted.

by Redbeeerd August 10, 2018

Conan Tweets

The act of tweeting indiscriminately and “not giving a shit.”

Damn man, your Conan tweets are depressing as shit, are you okay?

by I look like shalissa September 23, 2018

Dolores Corn Tweet

This phrase is to be used in response whenever a fandom for a specific piece of media is running out of things to say and they end up pointing out even the most minor of details that don't matter.

Fan: "Oh my god, I never noticed this character was taking 14 steps in this scene."
Everyone: "Dolores corn tweet."

by Kenepin July 18, 2022

shredded tweet

A Twitter message that demands more than the standard 140 characters and must be divided into two tweets.

That dude is so wordy he had to use his shredded tweet!

by ScreamingPitch March 23, 2016

tweet others as you want them to tweet you

A banal expression born of the women's movement in hopes that President Trump would possibly think a bit of his mindless use of Twitter.

``We hope that all would tweet others as you want them to tweet you.''

by tirtle January 21, 2018

Tweet Hoe

A tweet how is somebody who tweets a lot on twitter in one day.

"Ive been tweeting a lot today. I'm a tweet hoe".

by Royces_Bunny October 17, 2019

Tweet-iot

A person who consistently tweets or re-tweets inaccurate information. A person who only uses tweets to communicate and who cannot write in a full sentence. A person who uses Twitter to bully other people.

Trump is a tweet-iot; he constantly tweets inaccurate information to bully people who cross him.

by ?WhyNot? May 31, 2019