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Witch tits

Small male breasts that are pointed (moobs). Usually on a larger male. Commonly seen when a male is sunbathing/has his top off.
Bloody hell, look at his little witch tits!
by Jameessyyy May 29, 2018
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Cheese Witch

A bird that talks strange cheesy shite. Like my mates ex-girl.
Cheese Witch: Some chatter box chick.. talking shite.. and you zone out.. too much cheese.
by dexcellent August 3, 2009
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The Witching Hours

The time in the day from when you're trying to cook dinner until the children go to bed.... where they are complete arseholes and need your constant attention for fuck all...
(On The Phone)

Husband: Hey babe, you ok?
Frustrated Wife: No! Its the witching hours!
by Lady Regina Flange November 10, 2018
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Purple Witch

A female who goes out of her way to be a nasty mean bitch. Think Mean Girls on steroids.
Ali: That Anna is mean nasty bitch

Samb: Oh yeah (nods) she is one Purple Witch
by Sambambino September 28, 2008
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Witch Hair

a section of hair that is impossible to straighten. It resembles hair that a witch may have. Very frizzy follicles and very frustrating to deal with.
"Wow! I'm having such a witch hair day" said Tina.
by Pee Wee Herman JR May 9, 2011
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bad witch

a girl who isn't a bad bitch, but she is something a little more "grunge." She's a bad witch.
Girl 1: What's up my bad ass bitch?

Girl 2: Ahem, have you seen me? Im not a bad bitch im a bad witch...
by miss af June 20, 2015
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Witch hunt

What a criminal says when cornered by the law.

When Donald Trump doesn't like being accused of what he has done, he often deflects to claiming that Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama has done something wrong. When people get bored of this, he instead refers to the ongoing investigation of himself as a "witch hunt". The "witch hunt" has resulted in lots of indictments and guilty pleas for various colluders.

The term "Witch hunt" keeps changing meaning. The term originally used to refer to witch hunting during the medieval times, when innocent women accused of being "witches" were burnt or drowned. Later the term was used about the practice of accusing people of something they hadn't done. Now Donald Trump uses this term to refer to the ongoing FBI investigation and the juridical process against people connected to Trump.
It is a witch hunt! (President Richard Nixon, during the Watergate scandal)
It is a witch hunt! (President Donald Trump, during the Russian Collusion scandal)
by JanOtto July 25, 2018
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