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The time in the day from when you're trying to cook dinner until the children go to bed.... where they are complete arseholes and need your constant attention for fuck all...
(On The Phone)

Husband: Hey babe, you ok?
Frustrated Wife: No! Its the witching hours!
by Lady Regina Flange November 10, 2018
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The hours of the night between 0300 and 0400, when it is impossible for a woman to say no to sex.
Bill: hey man, did that girl let you smash yet?

Frank: kinda, I got it during the witching hour last night.
by Jsmith318 March 24, 2016
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