Swifty

A person who gets sexual pleasure from acting like a human swifter dust mop.

I'm a swifty. I really get turned on when I sweep the floor with my body like a human swifter.

by Mindfreak 2099 January 1, 2021

Sweaty Warl

A sock that has been filled with vaseline, masturbated & ejaculated in, then carefully placed back in ones sock drawer.

I took one of my bros socks, filled it with vaseline, jacked off in it, and put it back in his drawer...then the sucker put it on!

by crazy focher July 30, 2004

sweaty sleep mask

The act of stretching one's scrotum into a batwing like shape and proceeding to stifle one's sexual partner by putting said stretched scrotum on face of partner.

*muffled scream* Amanda: "WHAT THE FUCK?! IS THAT A VEINY BAT WING?" Ahab: "No baby, its a sweaty sleep mask."

by buist2 October 17, 2008

Sweaty Yams

small shrunken, wrinkly old lady breasts. usually that have been tanned out from letting them free to the sun.

OMG! that lady has some nasty sweaty yams.

by punktilend June 8, 2009

Sweaty Muffins

A man with unusually sweaty testicles.

Man I've got incredibly sweaty muffins

by Laaadt November 14, 2010

Sweaty Lava

When you have sex with a girl in a hot tub on her period.

I found out Suzie was on the rag, so I took her to the hot tub for some sweaty lava action.

by KMAC1219 May 30, 2016

Sweaty turk

A dodgy cunt who stands behind a bar ready to perve on under age girls and ask for there insta, usually straight after they will rape you and give you a dirty STD the mucky bastards

#SWEATY #TURK

What’s your insta..... bend over now bitch

I am a sweaty Turk

by Brandon gray August 2, 2018