sweat the bed

when, upon waking, one finds one's self laying in wet sheets, either due to fever, drunkenness, or overly high bedroom temperature while sleeping.

I swear it was 100 degrees in my room last night; when I woke up I had sweat the bed.

Mike got so drunk last night that he thought he pissed himself, but he had just sweat the bed.

by waterbrother July 30, 2009

dick sweats

Dick sweats is when you wake up with a big hard, and your dick and balls are all sticky and sweaty. It almost feels like you rode it hard and put it away wet, but you didn't.

Man, I woke up last night with the dick sweats!

by dickzzz July 8, 2011

sweaty pad

when a female pig sucks you off

''oh my god, had a right good sweaty pad last night''

''ur sick''

by Ben richardson June 2, 2007

sweater sandwich

when two hairy shirtless males hug a person at the same time, thus creating a "sandwich" of the person

Chuck and Josh gave Marc a sweater sandwich.

by Abia May 3, 2010

sweatbox

A turn up consisting of freshers in a poorly decorated room broken into via a window, usually with white people and a token asian.

Hey Susan, you pre-ing in the sweatbox before Shabang, I heard it'll be a sweaty turn up.

by piss worm May 8, 2015

Sweaty mike

Defines a person who is a sweaty try hard.

Jackson is like sweaty mike.

by Shrek6910283 October 15, 2016

Grandma Sweater

A sweater without a hood that contains kittens playing with yarn, teddy bears, bird in the meadow, or puppies. Usually worn by your grandma or older women 60 years of age and old.

It must have been senior citizens day at the grocery store earlier. There were more grandma sweaters per square foot than I’ve ever witnessed!

by JamJam24 October 8, 2010