susan haynes

A tall rather ugly lady with eyeballs that are about to explode
Doesn’t really mix well with others but will think there bet than anyone
Not many people engaged and us sally are teachers or procrastinators

Susan Haynes is not a nice person

by Wildfires December 21, 2017

Pulling a susan

When someone asks you a very specific question and you refrain from answering or change the subject.

Best on everybody's favourite practitioner Susan Wojcicki.

Everytime I ask him anything he just keeps pulling a susan.

by Just_Jazz January 6, 2020

Susan

A female that gets passed around so much she might as well stay spinning o the table.

What did you get up to last night, fuckall went out for dinner but the Susan was broken

by ManhattenSawbones February 6, 2020

Susan Sarandonposting

When someone (usually on some sort of message board or social media) posts pics of or about Susan Sarandon. Synonymous with hornyposting

This nigga either got a thing for big tiddy redhead

cougars or he Susan Sarandonposting.

by Rocky Horror Nudes March 18, 2020

Susan Boyle

The single most sexy lady in the lands

God she's a right Susan Boyle

by Moredoors May 22, 2020

Dirty Susan

Dirty Susan is the grey haired middle aged woman on the cards in the Canadian smoke packs. If you receive a Dirty Susan in your pack it’s good luck, my friend.

“Hoh I just found a Dirty Susan in my smokes man !”

“Fuck around it’s just gonna be a good day eh!”

by Unco and neph June 3, 2020

Susan

Down to earth personality.

Touchdown❗️Oh wait...I haven’t counted all the stars in Susan’s eyes..

by anonymous October 22, 2020