mexican surfboard

A guy lays down and a girl sits on his dick. She puts her legs on both sides of the guy and starts bouncing up and down, riding him like a surfboard.

Guy 1: How did things go with you and Rachel last night?

Guy 2: Great, she gave me a mexican surfboard.

by chochmaster May 30, 2010

surfaholic

Addicted to web surfing. As I am.

Also works for wave surfing!

My name is Bob, and I am a surfaholic.

I just surfed for seven hours nonstop. I believe this qualifies me as a chronic surfaholic.

by smiami March 14, 2009

surfcentered

Someone who only enjoys life if they are surfing, talking about surfing, or dreaming about surfing. Otherwise, they can be a bit bitchy and not respond to anything you say or do

Guy #1 "Hey dude let's go catch a movie."
Guy #2 "No dude let's go catch some waves."
Guy #1 "You're so surfcentered. Is that all you do?"
Guy #2 "No.... maybe.... fine yea that's all I do."

by jusagenius August 12, 2009

Surfing (dorms)

Code word for drinking in dorms where alcohol is not permitted. It comes from when someone uses the hand signal of the thumb and finger to resemble a drink. Therefore making the hang-ten hand gesture resembling surfing.

Dude do you wanna go surfing (dorms) (while making hand gesture) in our room later?

by Dormguy22 March 24, 2011

surfsup

When your at the sea and you see that the waves are firing you say surfsup or when your excited to go have a surf you shout “surfsup!”

Ayy surfsup my dude

by Jaco_is_stinky October 5, 2020

fur surfer

1. A man or woman who is into hairy dicks or vaginas.

2. One who enjoys sexual encounters with an extremely hairy person or is sexually aroused at the sight of bush.

I don't have to trim my pubes, my girlfriend is a total fur surfer.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 24, 2009

Seat Surfing

Seat Surfing is the act of hopping from seat to seat to get to a desired area in a Stadium or Arena. This is an alternative to sliding your way to an isle walking down to the row and sliding your way back in.

Mike: Woah! Where did you come from Alex? I called you like 30 seconds ago.

Alex: I was all the way up in row 23 when you called me. I knew it would take forever if I took the isle, so i saved time by Seat Surfing my way down here.

by Firelancer69 July 19, 2009