Straw berry scabachino

Period blood crust on on top of 14yo shmegma

With a smooth blend of diarrhea

Dude Becky had me in the first half up until she brought in her sister and handed a Straw berry scabachino!!!

by Smallweiner123 August 27, 2021

straw therapy

Suck it up

My stomach hurts, I might not go to school
Yeah just do some straw therapy

by Fat kisser February 25, 2020

Straw

Any type of straw used as a sex amplifier; bendy, normal, or a customized one

Guy 1: Did she let you hit bro?
Guy 2: Oh yea bro she's freaky too, she let me use the straw!!!
Guy 1: Damn! Frfr?
Guy 2: Hell yea bro, let me suck her farts out her ass and all!

by IAmAnthonyA July 22, 2017

straw head

folk music fan

He' s not into rock, he's a straw head

by Cromwellian November 17, 2016

Simpson Sausage Straw

Using a sausage with a hole carved through lengthways as a straw for a drink

Look at that guy using a Simpson Sausage Straw

by solarB August 23, 2022

straw britney

its actually strawberry, but autocorrecting fuckin ur shit up

Ocean: wait guys im eating straw britneys
Ocean: HOLY SHIT I MEANT strawberries

by meme4567e36 October 27, 2017

Russian Straw

When a woman sucks your cock while giving a boob job

Erika couldn't give a Russian straw her boobs are too small

by Bumber Bork May 23, 2025