StaleAFK

Gigachad male who would fuck yo mama up

"You be looking StaleAFK as fuck today cuh"

by StaleAFK January 6, 2022

stalets

The stale cereal found on the bottom of the box. Usually occurs when pouring cereal out of the box and the extras not falling back into the bag.

The guy liked to savor the few stalets left when he was finished with his box of Cheerios.

by cpai October 24, 2007

Stalacterd

the terd formation that develops as a result of a prolonged bowel movement that goes unaddressed

After napping on the crapper, a stalacterd had protruded from his rectum.

by Oden's D March 27, 2010

Stalagtight

A female subset of sensible women who are absolutely lovely. Their only problem from a male standpoint is the amount of time they spend getting ready for sexual intercourse. This phrase is commonly used by young and desperate self pleasuring teens.

- Y'alirght ben? I heard you and Jenny were getting things started last night! Tell me about it.

-Not so good man, she's a bit stalagtight.

by aobtree May 19, 2010

Stalagmight

The name of a ginormous redwood tree in northern California.

Dude, I just climbed Stalagmight.

by ForkFork June 29, 2011

Stålbad

A painful but healing deed.

If you are nervous before giving a speech at a conference (especially in developing countries) and you consider taking pills, then you should refrain from it and just do it. This is the classic definition of a stålbad.

The term is also used when companies downsize drastically on short notice.

by Marcus from Gothenburg November 10, 2011

Stalkario

A stalkario is a man who likes to seduce women who stalk him; I invented this word after a friend of mine pursued a woman who was stalking him. it's a version of lothario.

'He is such a stalkario."

by Inita Hardwon February 21, 2012