pussy-splitter

1. A cock of exceptional girth and rigidity, esp. one used to deliver a merciless fuck

My sister said she couldn't walk for a week after Carlos fucked her, because he was hung with a real pussy-splitter.

by Edmond Dantes April 26, 2006

split critter

a vagina or the imprint of a pussy

im hunting the elusive split critter

by jackazz September 15, 2003

Log Splitter

Fecal incontinence while wearing thong underwear, most commonly performed by extremely drunk females.

Sally pulled a log splitter last night after she passed out.

by Onigato December 23, 2014

Where the good Lord split you

The area between the buttocks of a male or female; the vulva

If you're not careful where you sit, you could get a terrible rash where the good Lord split you.

by brotherbuil September 28, 2009

split check

Turning your hand to the side and in a fast, karate chop like motion chopping between the vagina. If done effectively the split check will result in a camel toe.

The split check is also a way of determining the gender of the truely androgynous.

The split check can also be performed between the butt cheeks.

"I ain't scared to split check a bitch!"

"My girlfriend split checked my ass, I kind of liked it..."

"After Alex split checked me, it hurt for days!"

"I couldn't tell if it was a guy or a girl, so I split checked it!"

by AL FUCKIN PAL September 2, 2008

sploitation

A suffix added to describe exploitation films. A shortening of exploitation.

Blaxploitation, actionsploitation

by kyle.biddle December 31, 2010

Split tongue

Tongue forking, also known as a split tongue, is form of body modification. The tongue is divided from the tip toward the back of the tongue for about 1-2 inches. The result is a bisected tongue, not unlike that of a lizard’s tongue.

Did you see that chick with the split tongue? It's grossing me out!

by Golden shower 69 February 23, 2010