When you try to flirt with someone using your smoothest line, only for them to look at you like you just asked them for spare change. The romantic equivalent of lighting a match in the rain.
“Bro, I tried to tell her she was the peanut butter to my jelly… she hit me with ‘I’m allergic to peanuts.’ Straight up sparking zero.”
by ReluctantRonin September 21, 2025
Get the Sparking Zeromug. by Stormyowo May 21, 2019
Get the Melanie Sparkmug. by pringleprangle May 27, 2019
Get the abby sparkesmug. by Virgo_jo October 16, 2019
Get the sparks middle schoolmug. Someone who sits in their hot car all day in a walmart parking lot, watching illegal immigrants use bots and multiple devices to defraud the company, customers and honest drivers out of their hard earned pay.
by anonymous July 22, 2025
Get the Spark Drivermug. An event, issue or person that irritates someone so much that the person explodes in anger and says or does something crazy. trigger, safe space, anger, frustration, provoke, provacative, drama, fight, rage, Hulk rage, mental health, violence, verbal abuse, millennial
The protesters went crazy when the Trump supporters put on those red hats. 'Make America great again' was the trigger spark.
by joecoolthefool July 14, 2017
Get the trigger sparkmug.