soft cell

A jail or prison cell where inmates are placed into to pevent themselves from injuring themselves and others.

OK Joe, lets toss the drunken, punchy fucker in the soft cell!

by earwigg September 25, 2006

Soft Gay

A gay who is too soft for their own good. Must be contained immediately before there are further damages.

Ty: "Hello, Soft Gay!"
Soph: "Hello! :)!"

or

Ty: "Hello, Soft Gay!"
Soph: "hewwo uwu!!"

by im not a mannequin April 22, 2019

Soft Text

1. When you want to hollar at a guy / girl but not be too aggressive via text message.

2. A formal way of communicating via texting.

Let's say you meet a girl & get her number. You should probably send her a "Soft Text" before calling just to break the ice.

Or maybe you want to send a "Soft Text" to someone that your too shy to talk to

by Preston Walters July 27, 2009

Soft & Wet

Best damn Stando Husbando ever.

"I'll make a definition for 'Soft & Wet' on Urban Dictionary, buy you a mug of it. You'll love it!"

by Went And Blew it All Sky High March 6, 2018

soft-drink

The politically correct term for water that hasn't solidified.

Just kidding.

Soda, pop, coke, cola, carbonated beverage, sugar filled yummy goodness, etc...

Coca-Cola.
Pepsi.
... And I think there's some other types of soft-drinks, but they fight for media attention too much so that's all my brainwashed mind knows.

by ~The Nameless One~ October 23, 2005

soft toss

A baseball hitting drill where the batter hits balls into the backstop to hone his skills. But in this case, slang for any degree of sexual activity.

As in...

Q: Where's Dan?
A: He and Beth are upstairs playing a little soft toss.

by Foreman February 15, 2006

soft served

A particularly unpleasant poop from mass amounts of shitty beer or cheap alcohol.

Man that 211 totally soft served me last night and I crapped for like three hours.

by West S. December 1, 2009