Socialism

I'm an American, I don't know this is

American: I just had to pay taxes this is totally socialism
Someone else: Yeah sure

by itsmestarkey November 25, 2021

Socialism Works

A secret code phase meaning 'I am retarded'

Person 0: 'Socialism works'
Person 1: 'So you are retarded?'

by Some rando out there January 22, 2022

Socialism

When the government does stuff

“Socialism is when the government does stuff. The more socialism, the more stuff it does, and if it does a real lot of stuff, that’s Communism,” - Richard Wolff

by TheRockObama December 23, 2021

socialism

when hasan no house

Hasan Piker doesn't REALLY belive in socialism. He has a house.

by Xx_RealDefinitions_xX February 12, 2022

Socialism

Communism

- Socialism?

- No, communism.

by Scuffed Plumber February 17, 2022

socialfish

Someone who puts their social media user name in their dating app profile—with no intentions, other than to gain more followers, fans and/or customers.

I thought I'd matched with a model, it turned out that they were just a socialfish.

by The Fairy Godfather (IG) February 22, 2022

Socialism

Socialism is the belief that ALL forms of slavery, not just chattel slavery, should be illegal. That means your boss cannot sell a portion of your labor to someone who will effectively own a percentage of you and live off of your hard work.

Socialism is the belief that no one should get to freeload off of you, compared to Capitalism which is the belief that the rich should be allowed to buy a percentage of you and leech on you.

A: Hey man I am so fucking tired of creating $500 of value in a work day but only getting $100 of it.
B: Me too. I wish we could abandon Capitalism and switch to Socialism.

by Pagan God of Memes April 26, 2022