special sock

A sock one ejeculates into.
Also: magic sock

Larry's special sock stinks

by Ed November 12, 2003

social chameleon

someone who changes the way they interact with people depending on who they're with.

Chris is such a social chameleon, hes such a nice guy at chess club, but such a dick on the football team.

by Boone Wheeler May 13, 2005

Social Whooer

One who, when in public, with the help of alcohol and large groups of people, starts to make "WHOOING" noises at the most inane things.

Geoff: Hey, I'm buying drinks for my friends.

Ted: WHOO! SHOTS!

Geoff: Not you, Social Whooer.

by DontLookBackInAnger July 8, 2009

society

Society is a rather odd organization. It uses such tactics like "Think like everyone else", "Be like everyone else", and "If anyone thinks for themselves, beat them".

Society pisses me off.

by King Blargh July 21, 2005

Flat Earth Society

A group of stupid wankers that are so stupid, they think the earth is a flat disc

Son: Hey dad, I've joined the flat earth society
Dad: I have no son

by OliverTheNerd May 19, 2018

Social distancing

A fancy way for an introvert to seclude themselves. Especially effective during pandemics.

Hey, I’m gonna head home, we should really implement the social distancing thing when coronavirus is going around.

by CrankyGamer March 14, 2020

social handgrenade

Someone, who when out with friends at a social gathering could ‘go off’ at anytime and cause complete and utter chaos to what was a well conducted evening

Wy did you invite Garner out man? you know he’s a social hand grenade, and I’m meeting that smart bird from work later on, I can’t belive it

by Brian July 9, 2003