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Snowboner

When a snowboarder is aroused from epic snowboarding conditions.
Bro: Brah, we got like 9 feet of snow last night. Today is super sunny and perfect. I'm going to shred the halfpipe while rocking my epic goggles. Epic conditions! Did you see all the snow on the mountains brah?

Brah: I just got a snowboner.
by Enlicensed One February 11, 2010
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SNOWBLIND

The almost freakish obsession that second and third generation young women from the the Far East,Pacific Islands,and the Carribean have for dorky...socially inept...cornball white guys.(It's never the cool ones.)He's "safe"...he's got a professional gig...he digs Toyota Camrys.How exciting.
BLACK GUY 1:"Think I'll go over chat up that hot Korean babe."

ITALIAN GUY 2:"Save it.She's so SNOWBLIND that she masturbates to Bill Gates posters."
by L.MARTIN October 17, 2005
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snowblower

When you bust a nut in a girl but when you pull out, she queefs and sprays your seed all over the bed. Like how a snowblower sprays snow all over the yard. #true story
Bro I had to wash my sheets. When iI pulled out she was a snowblower.
by Me j. Beard December 6, 2019
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Snowbo

n. - a snowman made of snow that has collected dirt from the ground, giving it a dirty appearence like that of a hobo; a portmanteau of "snowman" and "hobo."
Jonny: "Hey Steve, check out this snowman I just made. It's got a little dirt in it, but it's still pretty cool."

Steve: "Dude, that's a lot of dirt. That's no snowman, that's a snowbo."
by TeamRocketMASTER December 27, 2008
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snowbombing

A week long hedonistic music, Snowboard and Ski festival held in the Austrian resort of Mayrhofen every April.
Aw man, I can't wait for Snowbombing next year.

Mark says It's the best week of your life. A whole week of Boarding, getting mingbagged, partying and tapping ass. Tequila ?
by oldskool-b-boy September 18, 2013
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Nice snowboard dude!

It means "Nice snowboard dude!". Nothing else.

Just post it as your status and put it in the comments section of other posts!
by Beall619 April 28, 2016
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snowboarding

neo-skiing, where participants use one board and not two. Also known as one of the most labor intensive sports to learn. Has a drammatically faster learning curve than skiing.
Me: I have been skiing for eight years, and I figured out snowboarding on my first day.
Dude: Would you do it again?
Me: If I ever get a nice long winter to be able to develope the skill.
Dude: RIGHT ON!
by Pius Aeneas October 27, 2008
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