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scattered sun

by coldjunkie December 25, 2009
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Scattergay

What one's friend may call them when being hilariously out of controlably stupid

Gay and unorganized

A lost gay person.... as a friendly dis between comrads.

Lostconfused stupidly funny dork Fucktard friend with out a brain
Wow, you're fuckin scattergay!
by IIshortT April 27, 2019
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bowel-shattering

1. Adjective that describes something so ingenius and brilliant that it requires something much stronger to express it.
2. The ritualistic art of smashing backsides off concrete elephants, traditionally done to the beat of George Clinton and without wearing very much.
That's a staggeringly, bowel-shatteringly good plan!

The police suspect a bowel-shattering cult for the vandalism.
by Skin March 18, 2004
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Twat Swatter

A girl version of a cock blocker.

Somebody who will not let you get laid.

A very ignorant girl who blocks the penis from your vagina by saying things you can not bounce back from.
"Dude, Jenny is such a twat swatter. She totally ruined my game."

"Excuse me, when did you become such a Twat Swatter. I almost had him in the sack"

"Last week, Me and Carmen were at the club and i was totally throwing out my game and Carmen just skips on over and says, Hey Krystal, How are your aids? She's such a Twat Swatter"
by That'll Happen May 21, 2009
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Twat-swatter

Rachel: Cindy is such a twat-swatter, she would let me hook up with Adam because she told him I have crabs.
Susan: But you totally don't!
Rachel: I know!
by KingUnicorn477 May 19, 2009
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batter spatter

When a man is attempting to sew his seeds but not get his wife pregnant
Wife: Honey, I’m hungry. Can you make me some breakfast.

Husband: Sure! What would you like?

Wife: Ooh! Something with your famous batter spatter…

Husband: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by ITS_GOOD_FOR_YOU March 5, 2022
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Swatter

A person origining from the South Western area of Houston known as SWAT.
Look at that guy, you can definitely tell he's a swatter.
by A.C.M.K. # 23 July 13, 2009
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