Toilet Smore

When you shit, wipe your ass then jizz in the toilet.

Usually shit in bottom, toilet paper next then jizz

Guy 1: “Dude I just toilet smore’d in there.”

Guy 2: “That’s fucking disgusting why did you need to tell me that for fucks sake man.”

by LockPowFrosty March 15, 2018

hammer snorter

A "hammer snorter" is a gay man that sucks cock while doing coke

Hey look at that gay hammer snorter!

by Battlebusdriver December 9, 2018

bread snorter

someone who snorts fine small bread crumbs for sexual pleasure

hey, did you hear that jimmy is a bread snorter

by breadsnorter December 9, 2019

Cindle shorté

Cindle's tend to be very shy and quiet once you first approach them in the wild but once you get to know each other and form a bond there isn't anything else in the world like it, sometimes on very rare occasions in October they will dissaper for up 6-7 hours to shed their hair, once they become confident enough they will come out of hideing and their hair will be orange when this happens they are to be refferd to a cinge(s).

I saw a wild cindle shorté today it was really beautiful.

by Odin.300 November 2, 2019

Dirt snorter

A really stupid person, as if his/her brain was physically missing.

Bob: Bro Matthew is snorting dirt again.

Derron: ikr, what a dirt snorter.

by Dawwonnn December 7, 2020

Prawn Snorter

Like Feltching (but to snort cum out of your partners arsehole or vagina) with a Straw.

Jenny said, "Do you want to Feltch tonight?"

Ben replied, "Nah, I dont fancy gettin a wet face, do you fancy a Prawn Snorter instead?"

by Nickk December 18, 2021

self smarted

When you educate yourself by doing drugs.

The thing with me is that I AM smart and I'm smelf, I'm self smarted, basically, by myself, basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things I've self... s... like self, learned myself. And that's the whole difference, I guess is that I don't need the books or the schooling type things. I just get everything on my own and because of that I'm alive right now. I mean if I had read more books or tried to go on to collage and different things like that I'd be dead right now because people say books and college are for to be make you smarter, but they can also be for to be make you dead, which is what could have happened to me. My brain doesn't use enough oxygen because I don't have the whole thing filled with different stuff and if it was full, it's only part full, and that's why I'm alive right now. The guards are giving me here, you know, "read this book, try to get smarter" but I'm like, alright, I'll pretend to read it but I'm not going to really read it cause my brain will be more full and if I have another heart attack I'm going to die...

by ben-el-maestro June 2, 2022