Smoothie

A nice blowjob with absolutely no teeth.

"Sally gave me the best smoothie last night."

by Slangninjaninjaninja November 15, 2016

smoothie

someone with well below average wrinkles in their cortex and thus of limited mental capacity

Awww c'mon! When no one else is here, you don't have to stop at the roundabout smoothie!

by Karrde76 February 05, 2023

Smoothie

Smoothie as heard in NCT Dreams latest song When you cum inside someone and keep thrusting to "mix it up like a smoothie"

I made a smoothie inside that girl last night!

by Nuggets2000 April 14, 2024

Smoothie

A blowjob by a person with no teeth, with no dentures in

This chick took her teeth out n gave me a smoothie

by Krazie_jay January 14, 2021

Smoothie

A person without genitalia

We don’t talk about the smoothies

by Fuckyouyoucunt December 09, 2022

Smoothie

Usually compromised of a mixture of fruits, yogurts, and ice; and prepared in a blender to make a cold delicious drink.

However, if you are older and pursue something a little stronger. You can add or substitute beer into the formula, however many times until you find the drink that fits you.

John: What are you drinking over there?
Sally: Oh! Just a smoothie!
John: That drink that's usually made of ice, yogurt, and fruit in a blender?
Sally: Sort of. It's actually beer, beer, and more beer in a funnel
John: is that still a ssmoothie though?

by SkiingElephant January 18, 2015

smoothie

an extra large amount of cum in your mouth

after sucking his cock for a long time I was rewarded with smoothie

by stom December 28, 2014