slumpet

a unit of measure indicating a certain quantity of different substances.

I need to get a slumpet of gas.

Hey where did my slumpet of oranges go?

Please bring a slumpet of ice cream to the party.

by Duddans December 31, 2010

Slump

time period between being accepted to college, and graduation. Time when homework, and school no longer matters and you can have unlimited fun.

Man I love slump, I haven't done homework for weeks, and have been drunk or high for 3 weeks straight!

by laNZie April 4, 2011

Slumpcake

To delicately, smoothly, precisely smear poop on your penis while another man/woman is stroking and sucking on it.

Hey there, would you mind giving me a slumpcake. It's way better than an original blow job.

by AwesomeNigga69 May 29, 2011

slumployment

slum.ploy.ment, slum.ploy.ee, slum.ploy.er:

coined in 2011 by the anonymous blogger of www.slumployment.blogspot.com

Slum.ploy.ment - (noun) a job in which someone is corporately enslaved, grossly underpaid, and generally exploited by clueless dickwads who are oblivious to the full consequences of their souless, mercenary business model.

This minimum wage job with shitty hours, busted equipment, and no breaks is slumployment.

My dickwad boss is a slumployer.

I hate being a slumployee.

by Slumployment.blogspot.com June 9, 2011

slumpititis

to suffer from extreme slumpness or to be very slump, its very common and can be spread through vaginal, anal, and oral sex. THERE IS NO CURE.

Skylar has slumpititis ;)

by whodatcreeper October 8, 2011

SlumpnDump

When one proceeds to black out, and IMMEDIATELY defecates all over their new couch.

I was hanging out with my friend, when suddenly, he "slumpndumped" with my parents in the living room.

by THE SlumpnDump August 19, 2013

slump can

during a long night of drinking, there is always that one dude blacked out on the couch. As his head swings back and forth and he mumbles about something he has gone full slumpcan

Example: " Colin drank a full bottle of Kamchatka and how he has gone slump can."

by slumpin November 6, 2014