snowman

a) (ancient definition): a person made out of snow and ice in the winter in northern countries such as Canada or some of the Scandinavian countries

b) new British slang term for a Canadian, similar to a Canuck

while a snowman, definition a) is virtually unknown to modern soc-med controlled idiotagers (or a machine-dominated urchins as Bill O'Reilly calls them, and literally condemned as not Islamic by some politicians in Saudi Arabia, I, as a Canadian was nothing short of amazed that someone that i met in an international chatroom would call me a snowman, definition b).

by Sexydimma December 29, 2016

Slowvato

a (not so) affectionate nickname for Novato, California in NorCal

Petaluma kid: hey where u from?

Novato kid: slowvato

Petaluma kid: oh that sucks

Novato kid: yeah, but at least i don't go to Novato High

by Golo230 September 13, 2020

Rusty Snowman

The act of ejaculating into your partner's anus during sex when they have not properly cleaned their ass and the ejaculate rolls out, picking up dingle berries and traces of poop.

"Ah man... I was fucking her from behind and when I came it made a Rusty Snowman"

by Greg74 July 12, 2019

snowman

A male that comes quick,has a lot of come,or comes frequently.Likes hand jobs. Likes to "snow" on females. Snow is known as cum.

A snowman is also known as minute-men. A "Skeeter"

by Modelmami316 December 28, 2005

Slotmachining

"Slotmachining" is when a guy grows out a large bush of pubes, he then makes a bunch of small gold coins and places them everywhere inside of his pubes. When a girl then gives him a handjob it is as if she is playing a slotmachine, as gold coins fall from his bush from every pull of the lever. Just after ejaculating he yells "Jack Pot!!!" and makes a lever pulling gesture.

Dude I was slotmachining this girl I met at the bar last night, but I keep finding gold coins in my pubes.

Did she hit the jackpot?

by "High" Roller May 14, 2011

snowman syndrome

Getting fat because of all the food, and staying inside so long that you haven't seen sunlight, therfore looking like a snowman

Bob-Damn fred, what the hell happened? you look like a fucking snowman?!
Fred-I've got snowman syndrome

Bob-Heh...dumbass

by Raw Faith December 17, 2009

Slowtard

Someone who is very slow in the head, but is not quite a retard.

Wendy has blonde hair, she must be a slowtard.

by GoBananazz February 5, 2010