When your name is Lauryn with a y and you consistently have a routine of a vegetative state consisting of and not limited to: eating a full Jack's pizza, not cleaning her room, laying in bed all day while watching videos on Instagram and/or pictures on VSCO.
by Concerned ankle breaker April 11, 2019
Get the Sloth mug.A person who is extremely slow at their job and has no personality. They are unable to communicate even on a basic level, leaving their coworkers with extended boredom and just feeling awkward. Someone who makes you bang your head against a wall so you stop question why they are like that. Someone who leaves you to contemplate humanity.
Jay says, “Man that guy I work with takes forever to do his job. He also never says a word. I’m not sure if I can take working with him anymore!” Steph says, “Wow, sounds like he’s extremely slothward! You know cause he’s slow and it’s awkward cause he doesn’t talk”. Jay says, “Exactly, I cant deal with slothward people”.
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Some funny some not but we all like to eat to eat tatortots. Sloth memes are my favorite memes though.
Me-hey dude what's your favorite type of memes. Dude-um SpongeBob memes. me-so it's not sloth memes huh well get out of my house!
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Get the Slotaing mug.A 'Sloth Station' is when a mattress is placed in front of a TV in the living room. The Sloth Station usually sucks you in, causing sudden shifts of mood, Increased heart rate, high amounts of euphoria and increased levels of extreme laziness. A Sloth Station can last in front of the tv for weeks and sometimes even months. If you find yourself slothing on the station you are probably at the lowest point of your life, and are probably regretting the zinger box you just eat aswell. The sloth station is life but also a disease. It is usually comes out after a big weekend on the whipper.
Jake -Fuck im scattered cunt... Sam- should we pull out the sloth station? Jake- Does a bear crap in the woods?
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Get the sloth station mug.A slothet is girl who is obsessed with sloths and secretly wants to be one. Slothets are kind and funny they are also very artistic. When you meet a slothet they are either completely crazy and love drama or they are chill and litterely are like a sloth.
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