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hostage situation

After eating shrimp cocktail that has been under a heat light and drinking a gallon of mexican water, you talaban the toliet and lock your wife ( who has been not putting out to you )in the bathroom with you with no fan on.
After 6 months of therapy proved friutless, and torture seemed the only option at hand. I released my wife from a hostage situation after see agreed to have anal sex.
by carole and RIch October 16, 2007
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Yandere Simulator

A coding language where it is regarded by most experts as " holy fuck that's like, Italian spaghetti ", due to the fact the language consists of mostly "if" and "else" statements, it is extremely slow and only runs on unity engine.
Yandere Simulator was made by Alex Mahan in April 2014, compared to other game engines such as Toby Fox, or Scott Cawthon, Yandere Simulator is a slug.
In conclusion Yandere Simulator is one of the least effective coding languages ever.
Wow, that guys uses Yandere Simulator to code his game? What an idiot!
by That1PiePerson October 29, 2020
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Situation Stipulation

A situation that becomes void, due to unknown circumstances, which henders any normal action taking place there of.
"DUDE!...You were suppose to go on that double date with me, my girl, and her friend!"

"Nah dude...Situation Stipulation. You didnt tell me she was fat...AND I had to pay for her fat ass too!
by Pete187 November 26, 2007
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situation starter

some one who start things on purpose as a fight or shotout, or who gets things going
by jamarieus May 8, 2009
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Situation Desperation

When one sees a familiar face,one who isn't very attractive, and feels slightly interested due to lack of company and more appealing others. Acting on these impulses isn't recommended, since you will likely regret your actions later.
Tom: Dude, I saw Beth in the same hotel I was staying at last night!

Keith: So what? You do anything?

Tom: Yeah, I asked her out, and she's not even that hot. Talk about Situation Desperation.
by Mister Unsmiley April 19, 2009
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urination situation

One's factor of whether or not they need to urinate. A urination situation is commonly prompted on long road trips. This factor is vital so no one pisses on your backseat because those new panther seat covers are the hotness.
Yo Jerry, what's your urination situation?
Ah it's pretty mild, let's hit up McDonalds first.
by jscales March 24, 2008
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radio-simitation

when radioactive gunk gets all up in ur duck farm model that took u all of the 3rd grade to make.
fu**,radio-simitation has struck again
by rodward April 14, 2008
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