The sims

The sims is the way the real world interacts with our simulated one by mind controlling us to make us think we’re the real ones.

Jack: aw man, I can’t wait to play the sims when I get home!
Pete: a moment of silence for our fallen comrade.

by Iamnotabotargh October 31, 2019

Maximum Sim Dongle

To be extraordinarily large in size, like you have pushed the scale of a CAS weight past its height

Leshauna; Look at that Max Sim Dongle!
Brakeycakes; You mean Louiso?
Leshauna; No, That Is A Fat Cow! I Mean Erwin, The Maximum Sim Dongle!

by AverageDonglerOfSims December 13, 2023

Bobby Sim

Is blacked out

Blacked out Bobby Sim had to fight off these lesbians at a taco stand in TJ the other night

by The snibbe godfather February 26, 2020

Mrs. sims

A bitch that needs to get her head out of her ass its not a hat.she also has a penis

Hey girl stop being a Mrs. Sims

by Eli platt February 16, 2017

Sim yew

A person who can and will make jokes about you and offensive jokes such as ww2 and the twin towers. He is prepared to risk his life for you. He will take initiative to do things people normally wouldn’t.

Sim yew is a good friend.

by Izukee March 8, 2024

Iceberg Sim

A too cute zillenial girl with an angelic face, a ready stash of Cellular Deconstructed Cannabinoid Gummies, tight schedules, and weird notions of Yogi Pooh Taboo-boo Love. Iceberg Sim does for the zill what Iceberg Slim did for the pimp, Simone de Bolivar for the cigar, and Joseph Fry for the chocolate bar: she’ll articulate your thoughts and feelings like never before.

I can meet you at eight, but first I gotta connect with Iceberg Sim at six for a fix of visual insubordination.

by Mr. Wu December 14, 2024

sims brown

Very intelligent man with superb skillz all around the board. A sims brown is unique and cant be duplicated. Fine as all out doors sims browns get the attention of all the beautiful woman in the world. Sims brown is the king of town. He is an emperor He will npt be denied. He loves hard and is in love with a very beautiful Tiff.

I wish o was a sims brown

by Tifftarl$ March 6, 2021