The judge on American Idol who makes the show worth watching. He always breaks it to the contestants who can't sing that they suck, and always has something extremely critical to say. He's why the show's such a success; his critiques are actually pretty funny when u think about it.
In Season 5, after giving an (overweight) woman a golden ticket, Simon Cowell remarked "I hope they made the stage bigger this year." At first, this might seem really harsh. But when you think about it, he's actually really funny!
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Get the stephanie simone mug.Used when someone states the bloody obvious, taken from playwright Alan Bennett's Talking Head "HER BIG CHANCE", the story of a vaccuous actress who employs this phrase constantly when trying to seduce the director of a porn film, the aforementioned Simon.
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Get the "That's interesting Simon!" mug.One of the biggest snakes you will ever meet. All the Asians seem to like her. She likes to harass her friends in her spare time and laughs at how ridiculous she thinks they are. She seems to have extremely soft hair that appears to become more blonde every day. She usually takes and has really funny and bad pictures of her friends at all times so she can embarrass them when they make her mad or embarrass her. She is a great friend and whoever is lucky enough to get close to her will love her like we do <3
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My buddies so Simond, he worked all day and's watching the kid while his gurl got out to get crunked. What a Batch!
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