Simpette

A female Simp.

A: Bro this girl bought me a secret labs chair and sent me $400 for pictures of my abs, what a simpette.

by smarsbar April 10, 2020

simplisick

sexiest man alive fr

girl1: “ simplisick? who’s that?”
girl2: “a tiktoker. he’s so babygirl.”

by kateluvcatz December 8, 2022

female simp

A female who overvalues a man who wouldn't do the same back. Mainly girls who fall for guys that will only hurt and cheat on them but continues to chase after them any chance they get.

Girl 1: "Is she really dating that guy again? He's cheated on her three times already!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, she always falls for his sappy excuses and refuses to ever leave him. She's such a female simp."

by energum January 30, 2020

Simryn

The greatest girl you will ever meet. She can be shy around new people but once you get to know her good luck shutting her up. She will care about you more than any girl that you'll ever meet and she's honestly really beautiful too. She can come on really strong but she actually just really cares about you. Simryn might try to act like you can't impact her, but she's really just scared of being hurt. Don't be fooled though be careful with a simryn and treat her like she's your world or you might lose her.

Me- " Hey dude I really want to be friends with simryn"
Friend- " Don't take her for granted dude, you don't want to lose Simryn"

by HopeDreamsOfLoveEnticeNext! September 21, 2018

Sims drunk

When you get so plastered that, when trying to speak, your English resembles that of a character from the Sims. Which apparently is known as Simlish.

Nick: “Hey Kyle, how were those everclear shots?”
Kyle: “BLURSH MESHALOOB LOOBLE NURBLER!!!!!”
Will: “Oh no, I think Kyle is Sims drunk.”

by poppedmcsloshed February 15, 2019

Simon-Proof

adjective
adjective: Simon-Proof
/SAI-munˌpro͞of/

1. A technical process used to produce an outcome and or product that will ensure that usage of said outcome/product is safe for the user (typically Simon) with the expectation that it will succeed with little to no fail.

2. A design of a product that ensures "newbies" to use such product safely with competency.

Example 1:

Engineer 1: May I ask for the safety rating of this machine?
Engineer 2: We've designed the machine to a Simon-Proof level factor of safety.

Example 2:

Host: This test will check on the performance and durability of the tools that you've made.
Host: Kevin are you ready?
Kevin: I've Simon-Proofed it the best I could.
Host: Alright

by Engineer_02 February 6, 2020

Simp bait

When anyone, but mainly ‘hot’ women, bait or order a simp to do anything for her/him.
Mostly an aim to fool with possibility of publicly humiliation and make fun of said simp or even gain financial or materialistic assets.

Female: “buy me the latest phone and maybe I’ll consider dating you.”

Simp: “okay baby!”

Female to her following “I managed to simp bait this dude out of a phone!”

by Llupeyy March 11, 2020