Shmoop is a term used when a male with an above average amountof foreskin performs anal sex and discovers fecal matter underneath his foreskin; a combination of both Smegma and poop.
"Sorry honey, I was let off early today. I forgot to have a shower his morning, so last nights shmoop was left unattended."
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Dildo/phallus consisting of a prophylactic tightly filled with one's shits. AKA "Shitstick", "Fucking Shit", "Boo Radley".
by Anonymous February 12, 2003
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Get the Poop On a shoop mug.Loosely based on What the fuck, pretty much the explanation of the assumption of everything crack in the world. SHOOP DA WOOOP
by JFIZZMYNIZZ December 27, 2008
Get the SHOOOP DA WOOOP mug.n. - a large bottle of water, gatorade, or nonalcoholic drink you carry around the day after drinking.
v. - "shmooping" - to carry around and drink out of a shmoop after drinking, usually during classes.
v. - "shmooping" - to carry around and drink out of a shmoop after drinking, usually during classes.
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