shave the alpacas

An alpaca shaver was having an affair with the alpaca owner. Since the guy was married she deviced a code for telling people she was sleeping with the guy. She will say" I was shaving his alpacas last night" code for the hairdresser playing with the old dude's balls!

Yeah, I was shaving his alpacas last night!affairbootyshaving alpaca playing with an old dude's balls- shave the alpacas girl

by OA-arizona March 10, 2017

shave off

To disregard something or not do it. To ignore a situation or person.

Definition by: M Long / T Holmes.

1 - "I shaved off my meeting this morning."
2 - "I shaved off my morning jog to sleep in."
3 - "When she arrived, she talked with him, but shaved off his girlfriend."
4 - "To shave off people is not polite."

by lrlizribeiro May 25, 2017

shwaterproof

when your waterproof mascara washes away

my waterproof mascara washed away. it's so shwaterproof

by shshhshs June 30, 2017

Shwaber

Someone who snoops on everyone’s business to everyone they see. Someone who is desperate for attention or interaction.

1: Hey dude what’s going on?
2: Not much man just getting some jolly ranchers.
1. Can I have some?
3: OHHHHhoohohoooohoo can I have some? I like jolly ranchers cause of how sweet they are and how they are literally a treat when they-
1: Dude. Stop shwabing around when we’re trying to talk about something. You little shwaber!

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018

shuave

When your penis goes a little into the asshole but than goes back in the pink

Sentence form

“ mate, that was shuave”

“ mate, you just did me shuave”

by Shuave July 30, 2019

Shaven’t

A contraction of should not have.

You shaven’t gotten me that donut.

by Owen F. March 2, 2020

Swavea

Smooth Easygoing Flowing Unpredictable Unforgettable

Swavea No sentence for the word as of yet

by Imported December 28, 2020